Saturday, March 7, 2026

Final days at sea

FRIDAY 6th TO SUNDAY 8th MARCH

Hi all for one last time on this trip,

Our last two days have been spent at sea making our way back to Sydney. The first day was a bit overcast at times so we spent the morning playing air hockey and Rob joined in a game of laser tag. Then Rob took Eliza for her nap and I read by the pool. By this time it was sunny and quite nice looking out the window in the indoor pool area I sat in. Then we took Eliza in the pool. At night the wait staff did a parade and a dance, and Eliza and I followed them. She has gotten so good at running on the cruise!! After dinner, Eliza ran around like a maniac near the bar we were sitting in and had a grand old time putting a pink shawl of Gab’s over her head!!

On Saturday we went and played some pickleball again like earlier in the cruise. We lucked out and played some fellow Aussies from Tamworth who, like us, just wanted to have a hit and have fun. We enjoyed it a lot more than playing the Americans that took it too seriously earlier in the cruise, and actually played way better and had some great rallies as a result. Mike also played a game with Rob too.

I did Eliza’s nap Saturday and then we took her into the pool. It was a nice sunny day so it was great being outside. To get around the silly pool/nappies rule we once again sat on the ledge of the main pool and splashed around which she loved. She enjoyed people watching and the cooler water. Gab and Mike then looked after her while Rob and I went swimming and read our books.

Tonight at dinner Eliza was so cute with our waiter Saif who has been our head waiter for dinner the entire cruise. She has developed a really special friendship with he and Ayu, our assistant waiter, over the last week. Tonight she kept running up to Saif and giving him a hug once I had cleaned her up. It was so beautiful seeing how happy she was to see him and Ayu each night, waving at them and giving them cuddles. She made friends with all the people at adjacent tables too of course, my gorgeous, friendly smiley girl!! Saif and Ayu were fantastic waiters and made it so easy for us with Eliza. Instead of a kids meal they let us pick an appropriate adult meal for her each night (eg shepherds pie, spaghetti bolognaise etc) and would then bring us steamed veggies and strawberries. She had a ball. Saif also folded her lots of origami animals which she loved too.

Speaking of animals, something else Eliza has had a lot of fun with is finding and being given ducks on the cruise. People hide rubber ducks and kids go searching for them. For really little kids like Eliza, staff often give the ducks out too. We kept our favourite two but would play with the others and then hide them again for someone else to enjoy. I reckon she’s had about 30 ducks pass through her hands over the course of the cruise!!!

On a completely different note, I kept hearing announcements saying “alpha alpha alpha” followed by a location. I asked Rob and it turns out it’s a medical emergency page. Rob said it’s actually quite common for older people to die on cruises and the ship has a morgue. How morbid! It makes sense though. I had never really thought about it properly.

We enjoyed our final dinner and then afterwards Rob and I packed up in our room while Gab and Mike had Eliza. Finally before bed, Rob and I took Eliza to the arcade and played a driving game. She’s obsessed with steering wheels at the moment so she sat on my knee and throughly enjoyed driving the animated car into some walls and getting frustrated at me if I tried to intervene too much!!

On Sunday morning we docked back in Sydney around 3am. We got up at 6.30am and had a quick final breakfast in the Windjammer before grabbing our last bits and pieces from our room and heading to disembark.

Once off there were replacement buses for the airport train, a huge pain as Eliza also couldn’t get in an uber without a car seat. The others took our luggage in an uber and Eliza and I got a light rail and then a bus which added on nearly an hour. Lucky we had a buffer.

Now I am waiting at the airport (by myself, which feels really weird!) to fly home to Melbourne in time for the footy tonight to see my beloved pies play St Kilda. I’m so excited!! Rob and Eliza are driving home with Gab and Mike and staying in Albury tonight.

I’ve had a good time overall, seeing some parts of NSW and then seeing two new places on the cruise, spending great time with Rob and Eliza. Cruising is definitely not my preferred holiday style, as I get itchy feet and restless easily. I like to be out exploring and I’ve never been very good at sitting around or taking it easy. I like to hit the ground running and see and learn as much as possible, and having one day somewhere doesn’t really mean you get to visit properly. Having said that, I feel like if Australia was a bit closer to some of the South Pacific countries this would be a great holiday as you’d have some days at sea but not too many, and more days in new places, like we did when we cruised the Caribbean in 2020. When Eliza is older I think it would be a great holiday too as there would be so many more activities she could access. It was pretty infuriating that we had to pay full price for her and yet she wasn’t allowed in any pool except the tiny crap toddler one (technically - glad we found ways to get around it. I don’t tolerate stupid rules very well since Covid!!). I wouldn’t come again with a child that isn’t toilet trained as a result. I was also really surprised there was no little kid playground or playground in general. But as I said, I’ve had a good time overall.

I’m very much looking forward to our next adventure which is Rob, Eliza and I going to Koh Samui and Singapore in seven weeks time. See you there!!

Love to all
Claire
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Friday, March 6, 2026

Noumea, New Caledonia

THURSDAY 5th MARCH

Hi all,

We arrived in Noumea, New Caledonia at 10am instead of 7am today, due to the fact we had been in Port Vila on Wednesday, three hours north of Mystery Island where we were scheduled to be. This meant the shore excursion we had booked had its time shifted and was in the middle of the time the ship was docked. We ended up cancelling it for a refund as it would’ve meant it was all we got to do and we would’ve missed out on exploring anything else.

We had a late breakfast and then Rob and I set off with Eliza. New Caledonia is Eliza’s 4th country, and my 85th visited. I’ve slowed down a lot in recent years due to Covid and having Eliza, but I’m pretty proud of that number. I would love to get to 100 one day. One day!!

We caught a bus from the ship to the edge of town (Royal Caribbean organised these and had them running constantly). Then we bought tickets for a sightseeing “train” (more like a mini shuttle bus made to look like a train) that a friend had done with her two sons when she came here in January and enjoyed. It went for 1.5 hours overall, we saw some key sights such as beaches and historical landmarks from the war and learned information as we went from our guide. We also stopped up the top of a hill called Ouen-Toro Parc (Ironwood Hill), saw some canons and enjoyed panoramic views. We were very lucky with the weather. It was much brighter than expected and barely rained at all. But it was very humid!

We learned that like Vanuatu James Cook also stopped here in 1774, and New Caledonia received its name as it reminded him of the highlands of his homeland of Scotland, which Caledonia is the Latin word for. In 1853 the French arrived, turning it into a penal colony and sending thousands of convicts over. The name of the town was Port de France at that time, and Martinique (another French colony) had a town called Fort de France. So many convicts’ letters got lost due to the similar name and they lost touch with their families, having nowhere to go once set free. As a result many convicts remained in New Caledonia, starting a new life there and having ancestors there today. Today, the country is still a territory of France. French is the national language and while English is taught at high school it is not compulsory and students have a choice of English, Chinese, Japanese and Spanish. I enjoyed hearing French for the day and being able to say “bonjour”, “aurevoir” etc again.

Eliza did so well on the train. She sat and took it all in, waving at pedestrians and signalling “stop” with her hand any time we stopped at a traffic light which was cute. Right at the end our driver rang our bell outside of a school and all the little kids came shrieking and running over to wave to us which was very cute. She waved back.

After the train ride we caught the bus back and dropped her off to Gab and Mike who took her for her nap, and then Rob and I headed ashore again. This time we just wandered around. We found an ice cream shop and had one for “lunch”, walked in the main square, Place des Cocotiers. It had lots of beautiful trees with flowers and a nice rotunda.

We then walked to St Joseph’s Church as our train guide had told us the internal chandelier was made of nickel, New Caledonia’s main resource. They have one of the largest nickel reserves in the world. But the doors were locked up tight so we just had to appreciate the outside and the Joan of Arc statue on the grounds. It was built between 1876-1909 by the convicts from local wood and stone.

We ended up at McDonalds next and had a quick snack before walking along the harbour and back to catch the bus again. Overall I really enjoyed exploring the town. The train was perfect with Eliza and for gaining a snapshot of New Caledonia in the time we had. And the town itself was a lot more developed and modern than Port Vila yesterday, due to New Caledonia being under French rule still and having the influence and resources from that connection.

We got back on board the ship again and had a shower, before getting Eliza back and showering her too. Then we had dinner in the dining room and went to a dance/cabaret show which we enjoyed called “Spectra’s Cabaret”.

The footy started tonight but the 24 hour sport channel on our TV has stupid rugby on instead. Grrr!!

I'll be posting one last time for this trip on Sunday regarding our final two days at sea.

Love to all

Claire
Xoxox